Endangered Elephant T-Shirt

  

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                                              "I Love Kitty-Cats"
       

                                                    "I Love Elephants"

Disk Jockey Conductor
        #33

riders angry,
riders pout,        
train standstill,
train reroute.

lights off,
left perplexed,
lights on,
what next?

conductor jokes,
conductor croons,
good impersonator,
catchy tunes.

smiling faces,
pouts gone,
train moves,
carry on!

Metro Card
      #40

swipe card,
turnstile stall,
try again -
that's all.

that's all?
no go,
swipe again,
too slow.

swipe faster,
be patient,
turnstile reads:
see agent.

new card,
more woe?
turnstile turns -
good to go!

 Subway Circus 
        #38 

token booth,
long line,
turnstile jumper,
cops fine.

station crowded,
station hot,
couple argues,
clowning sot.

school children:
bubble gum blowers,
tag players,
popcorn throwers.

three and one,
off-key singers,
beggar hassles,
handbag stingers.

lunatic marching,
lunatic humming,
thank goodness
train's coming!
  



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Tourists' Trip
       #35
      
train stop,
doors jam,
next entrance
riders cram.

anxious tourists,
roving eyes,
smile genially
lest they die.

tiny man
leaning pole,
nudge dozer,
she scolds.

boy spit,
mother hit,
poodle bark,
toper mock.

denture cleaner,
elbow poker,
littering slob,
reptile stroker.

tourists' stop,
souls revived,
selves commend,
they survived!