Sunday, December 10, 2017

Subway Vintage T-Sheet

"Let 'em off, let 'em off. If they can't get off,
you can't get on.  If you can't get on, you can't
go home ....

Don't hold the doors.  If you hold the doors,
the doors will jam.  If they jam, we go out of
service ....

All you guys riding between the cars: leave
your name, address, and telephone number.
If you slip, we'll know who to notify."

Saturday, October 22, 2016

                                           Subway Soaps T-Shirt


Thursday, April 14, 2016

Endangered Elephant T-Shirt

                                              "I Love Kitty-Cats"

                                                    "I Love Elephants"

Disk Jockey Conductor

riders angry,
riders pout,        
train standstill,
train reroute.

lights off,
left perplexed,
lights on,
what next?

conductor jokes,
conductor croons,
good impersonator,
catchy tunes.

smiling faces,
pouts gone,
train moves,
carry on!

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Metro Card

swipe card,
turnstile stall,
try again -
that's all.

that's all?
no go,
swipe again,
too slow.

swipe faster,
be patient,
turnstile reads:
see agent.

new card,
more woe?
turnstile turns -
good to go!